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An Excerpt From: PLEASURE CRUISE

© Copyright MANDY M. ROTH AND MICHELLE M. PILLOW, 2005.

All Rights Reserved, Ellora's Cave, Inc.

Interoffice Memo

From: The Powers That Be

Re: Pleasure Cruise, Cruise Line Corporation, Pilot Program

TOP SECRET

Due to the dwindling population of certain supernatural factions and the reluctance of the supernatural kind to take mates for all eternity, we will be establishing a comprehensive program to repopulate the various supernatural species. Many of the supernaturals we’ve observed are unwilling to take mates from within their own population. This reluctance has been exacerbated in large part by the old grudges still held from the Middle Ages.

In an unprecedented move, we will now be allowing humans on the Pleasure Cruise, to participate in the preordained mating process. Because of existing prejudices against supernaturals in human culture, some human participants will not be aware of the paranormal elements on the cruise. However, these humans will be blessed with a sixth sense so as to subconsciously recognize their mate upon first sight. We do not wish to have a boat full of frightened humans defying our will. Some resistance is expected, but in the end, we gods know what’s best for them.

It is our hope that, by introducing humans into their bloodlines, the supernatural will be less reluctant to take a mate. All humans who mate themselves to a supernatural will be blessed with eternal life. They will also be given the gift of procreation. If this goes well, we will be slowly introducing humans into our other business ventures as well, including Pleasure Air and Pleasure Island.

* * * * *

Clare grimaced as she looked at the gangway of the cruise ship and took a deep breath, trying to steel herself to get on board. A long strand of wavy, blonde hair worked itself out of her loose ponytail. Kira had talked her into the highlights and every time she saw them it caused her to pause. Frowning, she pushed the lock out of her face and reached down to grab her duffel bag. Slinging the bag over her shoulder, she looked around. This wasn’t something she’d ever imagined herself doing. No, she was a career-driven woman who never thought of anything beyond deadlines and new deals. Clare was still shocked she’d agreed to this trip.

“Welcome to the boat of love. I wonder what will happen on this week’s exciting journey? Will the captain steer the boat off course and into a giant iceberg? Or will the tired executive toss herself overboard due to lack of intellectual stimulation?” she muttered, a little too sarcastically.

“That was the Titanic that hit the iceberg. And for the record, I graduated with honors…summa cum laude, baby. And I’d gloat but you graduated with the same honorable distinction,” her best friend, Kira, answered, smiling.

“I know. If you recall, I was there. Besides, I wasn’t implying that you weren’t intelligent. Though I am happy to see that you’ve decided to admit you’re smart. Why you always feel the need to hide it is beyond me,” Clare said. “You’re the top of your field. You should be proud of it, not ashamed.”

“I’m not ashamed. I just don’t want to be labeled as some boring pinstripe workaholic prude because I happen to be good at my job. I hate stereotypes.”

“We’ve already agreed to disagree on this topic. Because I love you like a sister I’ll let it drop.” Clare did her best to smile.

“Thank you,” Kira answered, grinning. “I don’t complain about your boring life and you don’t complain about my wild one.”

“Kira…”

“Okay, dropped.” Kira winked.

“This is just very different for me. I spent my life avoiding these types of getaways only to find myself here now. Besides, can’t a girl be left in her nice little pessimistic place?” Clare grumbled. “Even you have to agree that drowning might be preferable to learning how to play shuffleboard.”

Kira laughed and winked. “Yes, I totally agree about the shuffleboard thing. Besides, with my lack of grace I’d only end up slipping in front of the world’s sexiest man. Hopefully, he’d be a lawyer. Then he’d want to talk to me about a possible lawsuit. We could discuss it over a lovely night of screwing.”

“Kira!” Clare scolded.

Tossing her hands in the air, Kira snickered. “Just kidding. But thanks for taking on the stern mother role you do so well.”

“Someone has to try to keep you in line.”

 

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